Would you rather … ?
Would you rather …
… be a gecko that can climb walls or a monkey that can leap rooftops in a single bound?
I started to use a quote to follow Brice’s lead. Not a poet but Van Gogh seemed appropriate… he took off his ear; I took off the top of my toe. Happy to share the gory pics to any of you rubber neckers – it’s pretty gnarly. A night or two ago I tried to take out a small but mighty garden gnome with big teeth on our walk home from our new fish BBQ sunset on the beach ritual. Not intentionally of course, it was dark and we were giddy from the best sunset ever and finally catching that live band Brice wanted. The music here has been lackluster albeit entertaining… think “brown eyeS girl” and “Imma Creup”. Their English is way better than my Balinese and bonus: their happy hearts paired with the curiosity of the Australians in Bingin is contagious.
So instead of surf lessons and being on the beach with my toes in the sand appreciating surfer bods, butt floss and staring at the beautiful Russian lady decked out in layers of vintage Chanel chains, I’m perched in a chair on our balcony above waiting for a scab. In the interim, it’s nice for my brain to soften and wander.
Wait – wasn’t that the purpose of this trip?
So many questions:
· How many moths can 6 geckos catch in a night? Where did that 6th little gecko go? Did the big one eat him?
· Where does that monkey go when he leaves my balcony in the morning?
· Where does Brownie the dog at Lucky’s Fish house sleep at night? Is he friends with that cat that eats our left-over fish carcass and/or that dog that sits on the neighbor’s roof for the best sunset in all of Bali?
· Is this the lowest tide this month because of the full moon? Is this the highest tide today?
· Could I hit those surfers with this chicken wing in my hand? (just kidding Steve, I’m not eating chicken wings … I have an almond croissant)
· Should I sit in the shade or in the sun? Wait my energy healer said no “shoulds” anymore, only “coulds!” Ok I COULD sit in the sun.
· Do I get a 90 min or a 120 min massage today? That 60 min sure was a tease – not doing that again, ever.
· Does anyone anywhere have as great a partner in life as mine? Even if he had to trade in that slippery ass surfboard for a lesson.
· How do I get Ruby (our sweet chocolate lab) here? If she stands on her back legs she COULD pass for that little bronzed neighbor girl that hasn’t put on any clothes since we’ve been here.
And for those that love (or don’t like) monkeys, these characters are no joke. Check out the attempt to steal my water bottle. Started out cute, but the situation escalated quickly.
Amazingly lucky and grateful for this spin on earth. Big love to you all. Terima kasih(thank you) and my favorite color continues to be mahal sakali (very expensive) :)
“I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream. “– Van Gogh
Pics and videos below …
- Sunsets
- Full moon before sunrise
- Beach BBQ pic
- Random photos
- Monkey intrusion … an actual video of the chaos
- Toe drama (beware … it’s gross)
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